Author: Tony Henderson

Hire a woman to get the job done

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were three finalists: two men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents...

Another Lawyer Joke

A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural North Wairarapa. He shot and dropped a bird but it fell into a farmer’s field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer...

Not for children

With a very seductive voice the woman asked her husband, “Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?” “No,” said her husband. She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3...

Russian Car Cameras

I’M TOLD IN RUSSIA YOU CAN NOT GET CAR INSURANCE UNLESS YOU HAVE A DASH CAM I’M ALSO TOLD THIS IS BECAUSE WITH THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF INFLUENCE AND MONEY YOU CAN CHANGE ANYONE’S...

Happy Valley Racecourse

Valerie and I were taken one night in the 1970’s to the Happy Valley recourse by my boss, Ken Campbell and his wife Dottie. Not at all interested in horse racing it turned out...

Hong Kong Transport

One of my abiding memories is of the transport on Hong Kong streets in the 1970’s. The buses, the mini buses, the taxis and of course especially the green trams, such a amazing sight as...

Bamboo Scaffolding

One of my memories of Hong Kong Central District was watching the men build huge bamboo scaffolding up the sides of buildings. They often then clad it with plastic and I recall watching as one caught...