Hillary's First Night as President

As a Brit having just made fun of the Republican candidate, I need to provide an alternative and have a go at the Democrats.

Hillary  Clinton was sworn in today as President. She has disposed of  Bill  and is  spending her first night alone in the White House. She has  waited several years  for this!!

On the first night the ghost of George Washington appears to her, and  Hillary says, “How can I best serve my country?”

Washington says, “Never  tell a lie.”

“Ouch!” Says  Hillary, “I don’t know about that.”

The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson  appears… Hillary says, “How can I best serve my  country?”

Jefferson says, “Listen  to the people.”

“Ohhh! I  really really don’t want to do that.”

On the third night, the ghost of Abraham Lincoln  appears… Hillary says, “How can I best serve my  country?”

Lincoln  says, “Go to the theater.”