Slightly Sexist 1

Men Are Just Happier People. Why?

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be President.

You can never be pregnant.

The world is your urinal.

You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress £2500. Morning suit rental-£125.

People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.

New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

Your underwear is £4.95 for a three-pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You almost never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You only have to shave your face.

You can play with toys all your life.